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Zimbabwe and bad ex $ex
…After sorting through many emails from aspiring young starlets, I got a bit bored (I know it surprised me too), so I popped over to cricinfo to see if there was a cricket match that could interest me....
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England appoint new coach
England has finally picked their new cricket coach, a wide-eyed female white kitten. Hugh Morris from the ECB said “For too long our cricket coaches have been savaged by the press, every move is...
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Princess fluffy pants is overlooked
Andy Flower is the coach of England. Last man standing. I like Andy Flower so I hope he does well. But… Not sure I would want this job. Jobs i would want more than English coach: Peter Andre’s chest...
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Mass Deaths at Lord’s
Breaking News 465 Lord’s members have just died. 465 simultaneous heart attacks. The event that triggered this was Graeme Swann opening the bowling. A move so shocking, and ill conceived that the old...
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the conversation
AF: Belly and the Bottom are back. AS: What do you mean, back? In the squad. Fuck no. I promise. Don’t you have a say? Apparently not as much as we had hoped? Did you show Geoff the photo of him, the...
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Andy Flower the Professional
That England deserved to win the World T20 Thingy is beyond doubt. India can’t get their excuses right, South Africa’s retirement squad struggled, Sri Lanka had no form, West Indies waited for Gayle,...
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plan to unplan
Watching England win Tests had up until recently become my profession. I’ve seen them win a couple of Ashes, and defeat Pakistan, West Indies, Bangladesh, India and Sri Lanka. All up close and...
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